Echoes of a Deranged world

     Good evening( or morning, depending on when you’re reading this…), my name is Orangey Snicket, (you should know my brother…Lemmony, if you don’t, that means you havent been reading enough, so START doing so!!!), and I have taken over Gary’s column on the further study of Craptology and his deranged world.

     Before i reveal to you a tale of an event so misfortunate that it will actually cause you to start finishing your vegetables, start cleaning your room and *GASP*, actually flush the toilet after you’ve finished…as yelow-skinned chinese people would say…SHEE- SHEE…you might want to press the cancel button on this blog and start reading something more comfortable and less gloomy, such as your Sejarah form 4 textbook .

     OH well, it seems that you have ignored the warning given and are brave enough to take upon the insurmountable task of reading the following tales of misfortunate events. Mind you, it is with deep grief fro me to relive the dreadful and dreary experiences of the young boy named Gary and his equally unfortunate sidekick Matthew…it is still not too late for you to turn back….go on….

    Well, ok, suit yourself…

     It all started on a rainy afternoon…*rumble*…. when *rumble* Gary and Matt were….oh my, dear reader, i beg your pardon, but the rumbling that you heard( or read) isnt an added effect of that rainy day but my stomach rumbling trying to force digested food out of my ‘glutinus maximus’…*rumble*…so it is with great despair that i postpone telling you the story by apologizing profusely. On the other hand, its with great relief that i have a brief respite from sharing to you this tale of misfortunate porpotions…so count it as a blessing, dear reader…

OH NO, ITS COMING OUT!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!

(erm, the continuation to the tale that is….what did you think was coming out? hmm mm…)

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