Echoes of a Deranged world

Now, as Gary and Khin Jin sits on separate chairs in my computer room, they eye each other warily as if anticipating who’s gonna throw the 1^st punch…and all of a sudden!!!

Gary

: Dude, you’re a sexy beast!

Khin Jin: I Know, you are one too!

        Sigh, if only reality could be that convincing…this is how it really went…

Gary

: Its nice of you to join me for this interview…so thank you

Khin Jin: Well, whatever I do for you I’m actually doing for myself am I not?

Gary

: *SLAP*! Don’t try to be a wise guy, Mister!!!

Khin Jin: Ouch! That hurt!!!

Gary

: (scratching my left cheek) I know…I just had a memory of me slapping you, so that would mean that I slapped myself…

Khin Jin:

Moron

!

*Take note, oh dear reader-of-my-blog, only I and I alone am given the privilege of slapping, causing any physical harm or utter any defamatory remarks upon the earlier version of myself( Cause that would mean I would be doing it unto myself…hmmm). So don’t try to be a wise guy and do the following acts upon me!

Gary

: Well, back to business…so what was going through your mind when you wrote the letter in question?

Khin Jin: Aih, pure ecstasy of emotions, a sensual feeling of care and passion, a momentum building outpouring of my innermost desires, a….

Gary

: *SLAP*

Khin Jin: Ouch! Why did you do that again? Do you take joy in hurting yourself?

Gary

: Hmm…actually I do, but that’s not the case. Just stop it! You are going all mushy feely and …

Khin Jin: *SLAP*, How does it feel to have a taste of your own medicine?

Gary

: BRING IT ON!!!

*Due to civil unrest between the two Garys, the interview will be resumed at a later time when both are emotionally calm and have ended their idiotic slapfest( which by the looks of it, are quite enjoying the whole experience… ‘no pain, no gain’, as they say)

DISCLAIMER: NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED DURING THE COURSE OF THIS INTERVIEW…(Why did I insert this disclaimer?, you might ask). Well, because every piece of fiction( or non-fiction) churned out by the mass media does the same…So it’s the polite thing to do!!!

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